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My Own Personal Patrik: Cut-out version

My Own Personal Patrik


For those of you whom will never meet the real Patrik Fagard in person, don't despair. Here is the alternative. It's a cut out version of the real thing.

Once you've cut it out, you can take your Personal Patrik anywhere you want. The Personal Patrik is a very good listener, hardly needs any taking care of and is always there for you when you need him.

If this isn't your monitor your sitting behind, please ask the permission of the owner first before cutting it out.

We also advise using safety glasses to protect your eyes from possible flying pieces of glass and anti-static gloves to prevent any chance of electrocution whilst cutting out your monitor.

If you do experience any problems with your Personal Patrik, please read the Frequently Asked Questions section for help. Otherwise feel free to contact us with any question you may have.


The fine print you never read because it's too small:

Cutting out "My own Personal Patrik" is done at your own risk. Only you and you alone will be responsible for eventual damage, loss or any other negative outcome of the situation or situations that may follow from any of your actions proceeding, during, and/or after you have attempted cutting out "My own Personal Patrik", be it successful or not. We also would want to warn you against reading extremely long disclaimer sentences as the chance of confusion may arise be it that you may not understand the message, be disinformed or mislead into believing something else that you thought you read but wasn't so or simply that you gave up after reading the first twenty words because the letters are too small and make you feel dizzy. Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. Don't worry, you'll be just fine.

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